What’s wrong with this picture:

I’ll tell you what is wrong with it…they aren’t being used! This is such a sad picture. Balloons just laying around not being used to their full potential! Imagine all the wonderful naughty things that you can be doing with these things. I know I am *wink*.

Jenny

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LOL I saw this and just had to post it. See what happens when a gingerbread man gets a little snippy? lol I know this is cruel but someday when I have children I want to serve these at christmas for them. Here all the other little kids go, OMG your MOM is soooooooooooooo cool! LOL Nothing goes better with Christmas then disemboweled gingerbread men! lol

Jenny

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So, I decide to take a vacation. A few days off. Where do I go? To friggin California and what happens? The whole damn state turns into a swimming pool. So instead of a vacation, I got to take calls in another state. There was seriously nothing else to do, it was raining just to much. Crazy I know. But there you have it. I hope your past week was much better then mine was.

Jenny

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This has got to be one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen. The way the water holds it’s shape at first then expands like tiny diamonds. It’s incredible. Come to think about it, I don’t think I have ever had a call where someone was into water balloons. I wonder if there is someone out there that is. If you know of anyone ask them to email me or IM me. I would really like to hear about it, and if they have any vid clips, would love to see them as well.

Jenny

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This year went super fast.  It doesn’t seem like it should be 2010 already, does it?  I am hoping this new year brings you open doors, dreams and hopes that come true, happiness beyond belief, joy, love and of course plenty of Balloon fun.  From Myself and all the girls here at Balloon Fetish Phone Sex, Happy New Year.

Love you all.

Jenny

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Did you all hear about the Balloon hunt? I would love to go hunting down these huge eight-foot wide red balloons. It kind of reminds me of this awesome thing that we did in school one year. There was a fundraiser and for every $5.00 or $10.00 (I can’t remember exactly the amount) you raised you got one balloon. Inside the balloon we put a form that had our school information and teacher’s name. So many big beautiful balloons were released at once, and the one that went the furthest (as confirmed by whomever found it and called in about it) won some sort of prize. It was very exciting but I wanted to burst those balloons, but I knew they had to go. We did get o see some that got caught in the trees and went POP. Our balloons weren’t that big though, that would have been even better.

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