I had a couple of calls last week from your classic balloon popping bitch. To his credit, when he called he already had his balloons blown up and ready. Good. I can get impatient and I wasn’t in the mood to sit around listening to him blow up the massive balloons he had there.

So he calls me up, balloons inflated, and asks me what he should do. Well that’s easy: entertain me, bitch. I told him to whip it out and start fucking those balloons. He couldn’t get it out fast enough! There’s nothing I find more amusing then a balloon fetish bitch following my orders and making a total fool of himself. I laughed my ass of while he stuffed his dick between two little balloons, then dry humped a big one.

The very best part, of course, was the popping because I made him push his dick right deep into the balloon before making him pop it, over and over, for about a dozen balloons, big and small. That’s gotta sting! But hell it was funny to hear him yelp, LOL. Nothing outstanding about this guy… like I said, classic balloon bitch. I like outstanding truly, it’s the old stand-bys that got us here in the first place. I love laughing at balloon fuckers.

If you want to amuse Me, and you DO, then blow up some balloons, get out a nice sharp pin, and call Me. your job: entertain Me.

Mistress Michelle

you’re going to be My blow-up bitch. Call 1-877-261-0599.

$1.99/minute (10 minute min.) + $2.50 connection fee.
18+ Billed as Madison Enterprise. For your entertainment, only.

Hey it’s Carrie. My turn, I guess… I had an awesome call last week so I’m going to tell you about that.

Let me tell you, I could hear this guy groveling before I had the phone to my ear. Yeah, he was that pathetic. He tells me he’s down on his knees and he wants to lick balloons while I squish them, and him, under my feet. I told him I’d end up popping them in his face, hahaha, but at least he knows his place–on his knees. As for being under my feet…pfft, he’s barely worthy of that privilege. Look at those wrinkled soles!

I made him blow up a bunch of balloons and then I teased him and laughed at him for being such a loser. He was lucky I was in a good mood because I made the little rubber-fucker hump those balloons which must have felt pretty good. It sounded like he came pretty hard, anyway.

If you like to be teased, humiliated, and laughed at, definitely call me. You might get to have a little fun too.

Carrie

Worship Carrie’s feet and blow up her toys, call 1-877-261-0599.

$1.99/minute (10 minute min.) + $2.50 connection fee.
18+ Billed as Madison Enterprise. For your entertainment, only.

OK, look. I’m on this site because I love stepping on balloons and squishing balloons under my perfect little feet. I like playing with other types of inflatables because I can step on them a lot. I’m not a loving, rubbing kind of girl. I just step on balloons and inflatables like I’ll step on you. The moral of the story is that you belong under my wrinkled soles and you are lucky to be there, rolling around with the balloons and pool toys that I make you blow up.

Sometimes something comes over me and I get really fixated on popping overinflated balloons by stomping on them one after another. This must be how Mistress Michelle feels all the time. Most of the time though I like to tease with balloons that have a lot of give. And I want you on your knees, licking between my toes and all over that balloon as I knead it with my toes.

So that’s why I’m here. you know why you’re here, don’t you? To worship my toes and blow up my pool toys! Pick up the phone, get down on your knees, and get ready to serve.

Carrie

Worship Carrie’s feet and blow up her toys, call 1-877-261-0599.

$1.99/minute (10 minute min.) + $2.50 connection fee.
18+ Billed as Madison Enterprise. For your entertainment, only.

Hey, this is Jenny. I run this site. I thought visitors might want some background on how Balloon Fetish Phone Sex came to be. To understand the site you need to know a little about me…

First, there’s the balloon thing. I’ve had a balloon fetish forever but I didn’t discover others like me until long after I had convinced myself that I was the only one that got off on putting water balloons in my panties. I used to fantasize about all kinds of things that I figured would only ever be fantasy. Luckily, I was wrong.

Then there’s the phone sex thing. It started when I had a boyfriend living in the next town over and we had to get it where we could. He wasn’t into balloon sex but after we broke up I decided to go after what I really wanted. I met a guy on-line with a wicked balloon fetish of his own and because we lived on opposite ends of the country almost all the *real fun* was on the phone. You’d be surprised at what can be accomplished over the phone… I was.

I had the crazy idea to start a site like this over a year ago but I didn’t know what I was doing and I didn’t know any other girls to take calls with me. So I got to work, and I figured it out. I met some cool girls with some pretty different balloon fetishes. My friend Madison helped. Now we’re up and running and I have to say, I’m having so much fun.

I love all the sexy balloon talk. It’s a great way to get to know other balloon lovers on the ‘net, and I’m meeting new folks every day. The balloon babes and I will be taking turns blogging about our calls, I’ll be around with updates and news about the site, and of course, we want to hear from you.

Jenny

For the most fun you will ever have with balloons call 1-877-261-0599.

$1.99/minute (10 minute min.) + $2.50 connection fee.
18+ Billed as Madison Enterprise. For your entertainment, only.

Welcome, loonatics, looners, balloonophiles and you all sexy balloon lovers to BalloonFetishPhoneSex.com. We are happy to bring you the first and only phone sex site devoted exclusively to balloon fetishes.

Our balloon babes love everything about balloons including inflation and over-inflation, big balloons, little balloons, rubbing, stuffing, riding, stretching, squishing, stomping, popping, smoking and burning, and of course, looner sex.

Call for a chat with sweet, balloon-loving Melissa or listen in while Mistress Michelle sadistically destroys balloons with her fangs, talons, or stilettos. If you are looking for a girl who will blow to pop, call me, Jenny. I like those little balloons even when they burst in my face. Carrie is obsessed with her feet so if you have a foot fetish, you know who to call. The balloon babes will be blogging right here so check back often and get to know us better!

Jenny

For the most fun you will ever have with balloons call 1-877-261-0599.

$1.99/minute (10 minute min.) + $2.50 connection fee.
18+ Billed as Madison Enterprise. For your entertainment, only.